Maybe Thailand was your entire gap year adventure or just a stop on a worldwide itinerary. Maybe you visited last month, last year or even last decade – it doesn’t matter. A trip to Thailand leaves its mark and it’s inevitable that memories from the ‘Land of Smiles’ will stay with you forever.
After weeks or months of Thailand’s tuk tuk drivers, street food and 7/11 pit stops, there are a few habits you cannot shake – ones that give you away as a true Thai traveller.
You’ve tried every Thai restaurant around and remain disappointed
For some reason you cling onto the hope that you’ll be able to find pad thai outside Thailand worth eating, and while some restaurants come close, no slippery noodles ever measure up to those fried on the side of a Bangkok street. Especially when they’re about 50p out there, and closer to £10 here.
You flinch on seeing a moped
You’ll have heard the horror story about the guy who flipped it or the girl who had to fly home after falling off one; you may even have been that person. Most people making their way to Phuket’s moped depot have heard some version of the gruesome moped story and forevermore eye them with caution.
You’ve got kickass moves and you’re not afraid to use them
Those Muay Thai classes have you well equipped for a scrap and were worth every baht. Don’t mess.
Your house is filled with elephant trinkets
Scrubbing big Ellie down at the Elephant Sanctuary was one of your best experiences, ever, and now every painting, cushion and carving of an elephant you come across has magically found its way into your home.
Ping-pong doesn’t mean the same thing it used to
No longer an innocent game of bat and ball; you just don’t feel like playing.
You’re outraged at the cost of a massage
Back in Thailand, you could get an hour’s massage for less than £3 and with all the cracking, pulling and stretching it was money well spent. At home, the £40 just doesn’t seem worth it if they’re not going to stand on your back.
Buying your fruit and veg at a supermarket is sad
Going all hunter-gatherer on your ingredients is just not the same if it’s not floating on a Thai canal somewhere.
Traffic jams no longer stress you out
Traffic on the M25 definitely doesn’t compare to tuk tuk jams that have you so close to the next vehicle you can hear their conversation, even if you can’t understand a word of it.
You’ve got an arm full of beaded bracelets
And even though they’re frayed and battered, you keep them anyway. Souvenirs of time well spent, right?
Seeing a small beach bucket now gets you unexpectedly excited
Forget the spade, your mind instantly goes to rum and coke, and good times.
There are a few pairs of harem pants hanging in your wardrobe
You tried wearing them up the high street but it turns out the traveller swag you had in Thailand doesn’t translate well back home. Now the harems, although still rocked on a regular basis, are best kept to the sofa.
When it comes to the gym you’ve got that squatting down
Thai ‘toilets’ have given your thigh muscles new definition.
You own a variety of different coloured Ray Bans
Well, more like Roy Bans, or even Roy Bons, but that’s the price you pay when you don’t pay much at all.
An itch, a spot, a slight graze, Tiger Balm is always the answer
It smells great and is now your go-to item for all medicinal purposes. How did you exist before?
You have a respect for neon clothing that wasn’t there before
You may not be able to rock it on a UK high street but it takes you back to nights of neon at the Full Moon Party – aka the Best Night Ever.
Pancakes just aren’t the same without bananas
Forget chocolate chips or maple syrup, the only way you eat your fluffy morning treat is laced with bananas, and lots of them.
You debate bartering in Topshop
Could it work? You were so good at it in Thailand. Err, maybe not.
Milkshakes and smoothies are part of your daily diet
After a few months of morning mango smoothies, it’s hard to shake the fruity addiction. Step up the almighty Nutri Bullet.
You dream of going back
Those beaches. That food. That way of life. One day you shall return, if it’s the last thing you do.