Warning: Some images below are NSFW!
We would love to pretend we’re writing this out of artistic interest. This article could be a commentary on the human propensity to favour low humour over high art, or how easily pleased travellers can be by shameless tourist traps.
But it isn’t any of those things. It’s an excuse to write about genitalia. And if you have a similarly dirty mind, you should definitely take note of these sex-obsessed tourist spots.
Jeju Loveland, South Korea
This park full of bleached statues positioned in various states of extravagant yet soulless sexual gratification is the perfect metaphor for the sex life of a backpacker. Or something.
Iceland Penis Museum, Iceland
Containing some 282 penises, including the monster dong of a blue whale and silver casts of an entire Icelandic handball team, this museum makes itself hard to miss.
Antique Vibrator Museum, USA
Did your great grandmother use a vibrator? If she did, you might find it in San Francisco’s Good Vibrations museum. Now there’s an interesting selfie for your Instagram account.
‘Father Stone,’ Mount Danxia, China
Admit it, you never thought you’d be aroused by a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The Yang Yuan (‘Father’) Stone might prove you wrong.
M’s Sex Shop, Japan
The largest sex shop in Tokyo offers seven floors of sex dolls, butt plugs, used knickers, and much, much more. We’ve been there! It’s… uncomfortable.
Museum of Broken Relationships, Croatia
The exhibits in this Zagreb museum are the detritus of failed romance, which means you really shouldn’t come here with your current significant other.
Love Valley, Turkey
It’s a dusty valley full of rock-shaped cocks, alright? Let’s not beat around it any longer than necessary.