7 Places for Dirty-Minded Travellers

Written by: Dave Owen

Warning: Some images below are NSFW!

We would love to pretend we’re writing this out of artistic interest. This article could be a commentary on the human propensity to favour low humour over high art, or how easily pleased travellers can be by shameless tourist traps.

But it isn’t any of those things. It’s an excuse to write about genitalia. And if you have a similarly dirty mind, you should definitely take note of these sex-obsessed tourist spots.

Jeju Loveland, South Korea

Jeju Loveland, South Korea

This park full of bleached statues positioned in various states of extravagant yet soulless sexual gratification is the perfect metaphor for the sex life of a backpacker. Or something.

Iceland Penis Museum, Iceland

Iceland Penis Museum

Containing some 282 penises, including the monster dong of a blue whale and silver casts of an entire Icelandic handball team, this museum makes itself hard to miss.

Antique Vibrator Museum, USA

Antique Vibrator Museum

Did your great grandmother use a vibrator? If she did, you might find it in San Francisco’s Good Vibrations museum. Now there’s an interesting selfie for your Instagram account.

‘Father Stone,’ Mount Danxia, China

Father Stone, Mount Danxia

Admit it, you never thought you’d be aroused by a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The Yang Yuan (‘Father’) Stone might prove you wrong.

M’s Sex Shop, Japan

Rubber Vaginas in Tokyo Sex Shop

The largest sex shop in Tokyo offers seven floors of sex dolls, butt plugs, used knickers, and much, much more. We’ve been there! It’s… uncomfortable.

Museum of Broken Relationships, Croatia

Museum of Broken Relationships, Croatia

The exhibits in this Zagreb museum are the detritus of failed romance, which means you really shouldn’t come here with your current significant other.

Love Valley, Turkey

Love Valley, Turkey

It’s a dusty valley full of rock-shaped cocks, alright? Let’s not beat around it any longer than necessary.

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