Me again! We finally left New Zealand yesterday after two happy, if a little chilly months there. Our flight took
A Fair Crack Of The Whip
A few nights ago I couldn’t sleep. Try as I might, I couldn’t drift off. This isn’t the first time
The Sorrow of War
Beggars. We’ve all experienced them. Nobody enjoys being stopped and asked for money. If you say no you feel a
It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times
And I quote: “” These very words were typed by my nimble yet manly fingers just ten days ago. ‘Highly
Picture Yourself on a Boat on a River
Before I started planning my trip in January I knew next to nothing about Laos. In fact, I’m slightly embarrassed
Last Man Standing
When Lewis, Andy and I planned our trip all those months ago, I never thought I’d end up travelling alone
Bored of Borders?
When the most threatened you’ve felt, in over five months travelling, is either when a little homeless New Yorker, wearing
Now I can tick the Malaysia box.
First of all I’d better apologise to the fanclub for being away for so long. I know you must have
A Giant on the Causeway
Selamat Datang to my diary. That means welcome by the way, two of the only words I know in the
Darwin to Singapore
Yo, yo yo! It’s Joe the ho from Singapo’ We’ve now been in Singapore for about a day, after a
Ola chumps. Since my last update quite a lot has happened. After a day trip in Nimbin (a small hippy
If you’d heard of Surfer’s Paradise, and made your decision to go there purely due to the images the name
Four by fouring Fraser Island
True or False: People called Keith are always weasely, irritating gits? Now your instinct may well have been to blurt
Since getting to Australia I’ve resisted the temptation to start any emails or diary posts so far with ‘G’day’ because
Joe here, reporting for duty.
Hello everyone, welcome to my diary. My name’s Joe Bloomfield, I’m 24 years old and as you may have read
Kia Ora – I’ll be your dawg.
Hello all, In case you were wondering, there’s a reason I’m carrying on with the references to fruit squash adverts.
A new dinosaur has been discovered in Queenstown
It’s to be named ‘Joesgotasoreass’. I know, I know, I need to stay away from puns, they’re not big or
Whale tales and show-off dolphins
Yes, I might as well get it out of the way, I’m having a ‘whale’ of a time here in
Sorry Mum, I know you asked me to tell you afterwards but…
…much against my better judgement I’m going to throw myself off a 47 metre drop in the pitch dark tonight.
Lions v Lions
Kia Ora everybody (its too orangey for crows) Last night Lewis and I went to watch Wellington Lions vs the
Missing fingers, fights and freefalls
What is it about rugby and beer that inspires young men to turn into absolute t1ts? Last night we stayed
Look out Kiwis, here comes Joe
I’m six foot six, I’m English, the British Lions are currently touring NZ. Therefore, Kiwis assume I’m a rugby boy.
More about Fiji before we leave.
We’re coming to the end of our time in Fiji now and I’m going to miss the place quite a
Every little thing, is gonna be alright
Bula everybody from Fiji! Its great here. Instead of the airport security we experienced in the states, where if you
All the leaves are brown…
Not strictly true, in fact all the leaves are green, but I thought I’d continue with the song lyric titles.
Start spreading the news
Day 1! We arrived in NY yesterday at midday NY time on the start of our round the world tour.