Biggest (and Smallest) Willies in the World Revealed 

Wonder if anyone has ever planned their gap year by nob size? 

Which country has the biggest cocks? And we’re not talking about the cockadoodledoo type this time. Our new friend @onionslayer created this map to give us an insight into nob sizes around the world. It may not be new, but it’s new to us and therefore news in our eyes. Take a look...

Penis size map

If, for some unknown reason, you’d like to travel the world based on dick size this is the only map you need. Who said 'package holidays' were for old people?!

Anyone who likes them big and strong with a good girth you’ll need to book your one way ticket to the Congo (7.1ins), Ecuador (6.9ins) or Colombia (6.7ins). 

The United Kingdom comes out pretty average at a not too shabby 5.5ins, along with Spain, Canada, New Zealand, Ukraine and Algeria.

Australia comes in a tad smaller at just 5.2 inches, and the USA smaller still at 5.1 inches. Interesting. 

As for the smallest willies in the world, it’s both North and South Korea that win that accolade at just 3.8 inches on average.  

Map creator @onionslayer says, “We invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's. This means that we will all be gorgeous, but we won't remember what we used it for.”

It looks like it's the guys from Asia who'll need that most - in general they're more chipolata than Cumberland - but if you prefer a big juicy Bratwurst you need to make sure you fit in a visit to Africa on your gap year. 

**As always, whereever you are have fun, but please practice safe sex**

Sch-long for now!